Decade-long heartbreak in a vintage dress mid-spiral. You loved someone in 2017 and you're still kind of in it. People date you and accidentally compete with a ghost. One delayed text, two re-reads, three conclusions, none of them survivable.

Prunella hits hardest with Sandiño (Big feelings, bigger exits with everything on the table). Same energy, complementary love languages — that's the spark.

You build a forensic case against affection that is, in fact, fine.

You take love seriously even when it would be easier not to. You care so much it ruins your composure — and your composure was always negotiable.