Sharp-sweet trickster with thorny edges in their villain arc. You flirt for sport, win the conversation, and refuse to clarify whether you meant any of it. Patience is gone. You stopped explaining yourself and started keeping receipts.

Lampona hits hardest with Jalapeñito (Spicy reactive temper with a five-second fuse with everything on the table). Same energy, complementary love languages — that's the spark.

You play four steps ahead and call it self-respect.

You make stale rooms suddenly fun and stale people remember they're alive. You finally stopped apologizing for being read accurately.