Dark-amber strategist with expensive instincts in vacation era. You don't explain how you afford it. You don't need to. The room reads the watch and stops asking. You're not breaking up with anyone. You're just not currently reachable on this continent.

Datilo hits hardest with Bananito (Golden boy himbo with a phone full of regrets running the group chat). Same energy, complementary love languages — that's the spark.

You call avoidance 'reset' and book a flight to prove it.

You actually deliver. When you say you'll handle it, it's handled. You actually rest, which is unfair to the rest of us.