Forest-floor pixie with a 4am philosophy in vacation era. You speak in metaphors that take six hours to land and people keep re-reading the screenshots like they'll decode something. You're not breaking up with anyone. You're just not currently reachable on this continent.

Champi hits hardest with Figgy (Sensual mystery with secrets you'll trade for running the group chat). Same energy, complementary love languages — that's the spark.

You call avoidance 'reset' and book a flight to prove it.

You make ordinary people feel briefly enchanted by their own life. You actually rest, which is unfair to the rest of us.