Muscular bad-boy with obvious red flags mid-spiral. Everyone saw the warning signs. Including you. You walked toward them anyway. One delayed text, two re-reads, three conclusions, none of them survivable.

Berenjeno hits hardest with Granata (Jeweled drama with a court of admirers with everything on the table). Same energy, complementary love languages — that's the spark.

You build a forensic case against affection that is, in fact, fine.

You're refreshingly honest about being the worst option. You care so much it ruins your composure — and your composure was always negotiable.